Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Doncha Wish Your Girlfriend Were Hot Like Me
I know that I wish that I looked like this.
But alas, I am destined to be one of those "big" girls. No Heidi Klum physique for me.
Yes, folks. It is that time of year again. Time to buy those sweethearts some candy and roses. And for the men in your life...time for the annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. It's the closest thing to legalized porn on your grocery store shelf. Pages upon pages of scantiliy clad, beautiful women for which your honey can oogle and drool over while you shop for diapers and baby wipes. But hey! I can appreciate a beautiful woman. Makes me jealous as all hell, but that's my problem right?
Not only can you buy the magazine, but your honey bunny can have his favorite Sport Illustrated Swimsuit model as his cell phone wallpaper. Choose from exclusive wallpapers of Heidi Klum, Marisa Miller, Ana Beatriz Barros, tennis star Maria Sharapova, Molly Sims and 2005 SI cover girl Carolyn Murphy all for only $1.99. More old school? They also have Elle Macpherson ('87, '88, '94) and Kathy Ireland ('92, '94).
One thing I have always wanted to know was why Sports Illustrated never publishes a magazine for all of us ladies? Wouldn't you like to see gorgeous, mostly naked men like David Beckham in a magazine once a year for all of us mamas out there? I know that I would buy it for sure. Snap that baby up like hot cakes I would! But I have been told that isn't all about me all the time. So I guess I will have to continue to dream for now.
Just what your guy has always wanted. Put a smile on his face everytime he calls you!
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But alas, I am destined to be one of those "big" girls. No Heidi Klum physique for me.
Yes, folks. It is that time of year again. Time to buy those sweethearts some candy and roses. And for the men in your life...time for the annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. It's the closest thing to legalized porn on your grocery store shelf. Pages upon pages of scantiliy clad, beautiful women for which your honey can oogle and drool over while you shop for diapers and baby wipes. But hey! I can appreciate a beautiful woman. Makes me jealous as all hell, but that's my problem right?
Not only can you buy the magazine, but your honey bunny can have his favorite Sport Illustrated Swimsuit model as his cell phone wallpaper. Choose from exclusive wallpapers of Heidi Klum, Marisa Miller, Ana Beatriz Barros, tennis star Maria Sharapova, Molly Sims and 2005 SI cover girl Carolyn Murphy all for only $1.99. More old school? They also have Elle Macpherson ('87, '88, '94) and Kathy Ireland ('92, '94).
One thing I have always wanted to know was why Sports Illustrated never publishes a magazine for all of us ladies? Wouldn't you like to see gorgeous, mostly naked men like David Beckham in a magazine once a year for all of us mamas out there? I know that I would buy it for sure. Snap that baby up like hot cakes I would! But I have been told that isn't all about me all the time. So I guess I will have to continue to dream for now.
Just what your guy has always wanted. Put a smile on his face everytime he calls you!
This post was sponsored by href="'>http://www.simobileswimsuit.com/"> Sports Illustrated swimsuit
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