Friday, October 13, 2006
How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work
When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to evberyone and you think, "Somebody need to slap the s#&%! out of her". ~ You need to pray at work.
When someone comes in and announces, "Office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think "what the f&*^ do they want now?" ~ You need to pray at work.
When your computer is mysteriously tunred off and you want to say, "which one of you sons of a b*&%&'s turned off my computer?" ~ You need to pray at work.
When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, "well at my last office..." and you want to say, "Who the f&*% cares?" ~ You need to pray at work.
When you are in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one florr, and you say "that lazy b*&^&!" ~ You need to pray at work.
When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the h#@% does she want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk. ~ You need to pray at work.
When you take some vacation time and come back to find a moutain of paperwork on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, "sorry a## m(*^&#$ f*!#$&%!" ~ You need to pray at work.
If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, or slapping someone that you work with. ~ You need to pray at work.
If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know its going to lead to their whole f*&#ing life story. ~ You need to pray at work.
If you know all the words that have been bleeped out.......
You DEFINATELY need to pray at work!
LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS!
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Isn't it sad that I have felt that way for each one of them at one point or another in my career.
Have a great Weekend!
When someone comes in and announces, "Office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think "what the f&*^ do they want now?" ~ You need to pray at work.
When your computer is mysteriously tunred off and you want to say, "which one of you sons of a b*&%&'s turned off my computer?" ~ You need to pray at work.
When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, "well at my last office..." and you want to say, "Who the f&*% cares?" ~ You need to pray at work.
When you are in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one florr, and you say "that lazy b*&^&!" ~ You need to pray at work.
When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the h#@% does she want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk. ~ You need to pray at work.
When you take some vacation time and come back to find a moutain of paperwork on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, "sorry a## m(*^&#$ f*!#$&%!" ~ You need to pray at work.
If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, or slapping someone that you work with. ~ You need to pray at work.
If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know its going to lead to their whole f*&#ing life story. ~ You need to pray at work.
If you know all the words that have been bleeped out.......
You DEFINATELY need to pray at work!
LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS!
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Isn't it sad that I have felt that way for each one of them at one point or another in my career.
Have a great Weekend!
6 Comments:
Ha, that was hilarious! I guess I need to pray at work.
Can you switch from "at work" to "at home"? hahaha that was hilarious.
Too funny!!
Um, remind me never to work where you do!! LOL
Ummm..... I think I need to do a little more praying!! LOL
Great post. I found your page linked of Neurotic Mom's. I'll probably be back on occassion.
Best Wishes ma'am.
Here from Life of a Neurotic Mom for Click and Comment Monday. Have a great week.
Very funny!
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