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Name: Elleoz

From: Fort Mill, South Carolina, United States

I am 32 years old and have been married for 6 years. I had two children under 2 (hence the blog name), but now they are actually 3 and 2. Maybe it is time to change the blog name? Drama Queen is 3 and Wildman is 2 (15 months apart to be exact). I have a Bachelor's Degree on Criminal Justice from Applachian State University (Go Apps!) and have been at my current place of employment for going on 7 years.

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    Friday, October 13, 2006
    How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work
    When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to evberyone and you think, "Somebody need to slap the s#&%! out of her". ~ You need to pray at work.

    When someone comes in and announces, "Office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think "what the f&*^ do they want now?" ~ You need to pray at work.

    When your computer is mysteriously tunred off and you want to say, "which one of you sons of a b*&%&'s turned off my computer?" ~ You need to pray at work.

    When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, "well at my last office..." and you want to say, "Who the f&*% cares?" ~ You need to pray at work.

    When you are in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one florr, and you say "that lazy b*&^&!" ~ You need to pray at work.

    When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the h#@% does she want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk. ~ You need to pray at work.

    When you take some vacation time and come back to find a moutain of paperwork on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, "sorry a## m(*^&#$ f*!#$&%!" ~ You need to pray at work.

    If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, or slapping someone that you work with. ~ You need to pray at work.

    If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know its going to lead to their whole f*&#ing life story. ~ You need to pray at work.

    If you know all the words that have been bleeped out.......

    You DEFINATELY need to pray at work!



    Isn't it sad that I have felt that way for each one of them at one point or another in my career.

    Have a great Weekend!

      posted at 10/13/2006 03:40:00 PM

    At Friday, October 13, 2006 5:11:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Ha, that was hilarious! I guess I need to pray at work.

    At Friday, October 13, 2006 9:36:00 PM, Blogger Neurotic Mom said...

    Can you switch from "at work" to "at home"? hahaha that was hilarious.

    At Friday, October 13, 2006 10:24:00 PM, Blogger EC said...

    Too funny!!

    Um, remind me never to work where you do!! LOL

    At Saturday, October 14, 2006 8:00:00 AM, Blogger Lawman said...

    Ummm..... I think I need to do a little more praying!! LOL

    Great post. I found your page linked of Neurotic Mom's. I'll probably be back on occassion.

    Best Wishes ma'am.

    At Monday, October 16, 2006 9:05:00 AM, Blogger CPA Mom said...

    Glad you liked the email and you could read it. I wasn't sure it would come through all right.

    Have a great day, and pray at work today!

    At Monday, October 16, 2006 11:25:00 AM, Blogger CyberCelt said...

    Here from Life of a Neurotic Mom for Click and Comment Monday. Have a great week.

    At Monday, October 16, 2006 12:32:00 PM, Anonymous Leslie said...

    Very funny!


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